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Why is it whenever Gerald or whatever he wants to call himself…..always has to refer to himself in the 3rd person….it always makes me think of Tarzan and Jane….although it seems Tarzan was far more intelligent for having been brought up in the jungle.

Next thing you know he might be pounding his chest and swinging on a vine through the jungle

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EdwardAnthonyMasenCullen
21:43 Sep 03 2021

I’ve already started doing that last night.

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Spice27
07:23 Feb 13 2022

LOL this is awesome.

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Did you know, I am royalty too….my title is Sir Cumferance from the House Battenburg, my father is Sir Loin and my mother is Queen Cookie *shows off his family tree*

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FALSExCURE
19:16 Sep 02 2021

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cutexbutxpsycho
19:50 Sep 02 2021

Well I just so happen to be Holy Supreme Empress of the Universe Beyond the Ninth Quadrant
Who knew this site was filled with such royalty. Unfortunately, I outrank all of you. On ya knees, bitches. Don't make me use my powers on you :3

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CuRsEdToDaRkNeSs
20:55 Sep 02 2021

Can you dub me Queen Honey Badger!?! Unless you have a different nickname to dub me.. lol.

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MasterOfMadness
21:06 Sep 02 2021

*dubs Cursed Queen Honey Badger* We do not recognise your rule here your Supreme highness

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CuRsEdToDaRkNeSs
23:50 Sep 02 2021

LMFAO

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